Well, we finally know the answer. And the winner of the Democratic VP Sweepstakes is, drum roll please, Kamala Harris! Cue the fanfare! “Happy days are here again!” Yeah, not so much. Now that the mystery of Biden’s running mate has been solved, without the help of Scooby and the Gang, what does this mean for his campaign?
Will Biden emerge from the cellar like the NY Knights in The Natural? Or will he continue to hunker down in his basement, as if a nuclear strike is imminent? It seems likely he’ll be sending out Kamala to take one for the team. Time will tell. However, the other day I was gifted with a pretty amazing conspiracy theory. I’m saying this upfront, this is a conspiracy theory, having no basis in fact (or proof, for that matter).
Here’s my hypothesis. Back in February, even though his campaign was completely broke, Joe Biden somehow won the South Carolina Primary. Then he miraculously ran the table on the rest of the primaries to secure the nomination. Biden won it all after an endorsement by James Clyburn, the South Carolina Representative. Clyburn’s backing delivered the black vote for Biden, who has had more than a few gaffs about black folks. C’mon, Man!
What if the nomination was rigged after the South Carolina Primary? What if Bernie got screwed again? What if the DNC got together and said, “Let’s put Biden on the ticket until we can find someone we can all agree on.” Then, lightning struck! “What if he wins the election, and then he resigns after only a few months in office?”
If that’s how it went down, it’s brilliant. The DNC could handpick the next President of the United States, without one vote being cast for her. Devious! It certainly isn’t something I would put past the Democrats. After watching Barack Obama turn John Lewis’ Funeral into a campaign rally, it’s obvious these people have no shame. This is why I have dubbed Biden the Placeholder-in-chief. If elected, he’ll just be keeping the seat warm for Kamala.
If you’ve seen any of Biden’s appearances lately, it’s obvious this guy has some issues. In 1988 Biden had two aneurysms, which gave him a 50-50 chance of survival. In an article from last April, Biden’s surgeon said, “He’s better now than before brain surgery.” Uh, you might want to check in on your patient, Doc. This quote from Jill Biden’s book, Where the Light Enters, is especially telling: “if any part of his brain would be adversely affected, it would be the area that governed speech.” Whoops.
Is that surgery the cause of his mental decline all these years later? It certainly seems likely. Putting aside all the “Creepy Uncle Joe” stuff, I wouldn’t wish what he is going through on anyone. Plus, the fact that he is struggling with his diminished capacity on the world stage, has to be torture for his family. Honestly, why are they putting him through this? My guess is that he won’t even make it to Election Day. Who knows, maybe Michelle Obama will swoop in on her broom to save the day!
Although, I get the feeling that she and Kamala would get along as well as Trump and the New York Times. We’ll have to wait and see how this all plays out. However, it doesn’t mean we should all be sitting around, waiting for Biden to self-destruct. Go ahead and put up a Trump yard sign (if you feel safe in doing so), make a donation, or volunteer at your local campaign office!
This is the most important election since the LAST Civil War, and it’s vitally important that Trump is allowed to continue his work for the country. So, C’mon Man! Let’s get this done!
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